How Ghost Adventures is Like My Son’s Life with Autism

 Ghost Adventures is my favorite show right now. It’s the only show I watch; I’m stretched for time and find it convenient to watch online whenever I wish. Each show offers a great history on the place they’re investigating, and I don’t have to watch the entire show in order to understand what’s going on.

But my admiration for Ghost Adventures is not why I am writing this. It goes beyond mere entertainment.

My son is autistic. He has been treated for several years and we have been satisfied with his slow but steady progress. We have gone through many different therapists and treatments. There have been times in the past when I’ve been very sad not knowing what the future holds for my son. I could say it’s been a trial. But it hasn’t. It’s been an adventure, much like the show.

I began watching Ghost Adventures in December of 2012.  I knew about it but because of the timing I was never able to watch it. On Christmas, I had an hour to myself and wanted a good laugh but found nothing online. I then decided on a good scare, and the search results brought up, “Ghost Adventures”.

The first full episode I watched, “Vulture Mine” was incredible. Who were these idiots? You’re not supposed to provoke the spirits (at least that’s what I learned in Catholic school). Didn’t the bulky guy realize he couldn’t smack down his spiritual opponent? But I watched, transfixed.

The more nail-biting Ghost Adventures episodes I watched, the more fascinated I was by their provoking. Calling out all spirits, good and bad, in pitch darkness. Just three men, alone with their hand-held cameras. This was crazy!

Or was it? After making the mistake of watching the “Bobby Mackey’s” episode before bedtime, I lay in my bed, thinking about good and evil on this earth. I wondered if I had the guts to do what they did, walking in a haunted place, no lights, with just my camera and imagination running wild.

In the quiet of my room, I realized the journey of treating my son’s condition is much like the journeys of the Ghost Adventures. Autism is like walking into a haunted building in pitch darkness. There are no guides to help you. Most of the research leads to dead ends, to autism treatments that are nothing but rooms of empty promises in an abandoned hospital. Doctors and other specialists lead you deeper and deeper into an unkempt maze of contradictory advice. The ghosts of quack treatments litter the journey into darkness.

Humans fear the dark because the unknown lies before them. But the Ghost Adventures crew does the opposite of what “normal” people do. They call out the dark. They wait for answers to their questions. If there is no response, they continue into the darkness, provoking the spirits. If their questions are answered, they seek out the source and not run away.

My journey into autism is like a Ghost Adventures episode. I walk into the darkness. I demand answers. I receive no response. I continue to provoke the unknown until I get an answer.  I will be ready for it, no matter how terrifying it may be. I will not run away.

We’ve Been Gone for Awhile …

 Howdy Folks,

Sorry I’ve been away for so long. Will you forgive me? It’s been a pretty hectic several months, details I don’t want to write here. My other website at http://myfavoriteson.wordpress.com/ can hopefully explain why I’ve been so busy, and what the future holds. Thanks for your patience.

Sincerely,

Yolanda Baker

 

 

Lance Armstrong’s Bike Invited to “Dancing with the Stars”

bike wheel Hollywood – In a shocking move, the producers of the hit reality show “Dancing with the Stars” announced that Lance Armstrong’s bicycle has been offered a spot on the show. Adding to the excitement, it will partner up with former dancer/actress Kirstie Alley.

There had been rumors of the invite being turned down due to the trauma Armstrong’s bike experienced colliding with Lindsey Lohan while filming the hit reality show “Ace of Cakes”.  It appears that the physical and emotional scars have been healed.

Trying to keep its composure, Armstrong’s bike simply stated, “I look forward to having Ms. Alley ride me throughout the show.”

FakeTaxTips.com – Your True Source for Fake Tax Advice

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Hey Everyone,

Surprise. My newest creation, Fake Tax Tips, is now online. This is the source for great, accurate and fake tax tips and products. Just in time for the wonderful 2013 tax season, Fake Tax Tips offers posters, tote bags, mugs, and other items for the tax professional and those who love tolerate them.

Click on the photo above for more information and to purchase. We’re creating products as we speak – hopefully, they won’t suck eggs.

Love,

Yolanda Baker

A Surprise Next Tuesday

Hey Authors and Others!

Next Tuesday will be the release of something that may interest, intrigue, and excite (?) you. You may want to get your  CPA or accountant involved in this. But it can apply to you too, my numerically impaired peeps …

Stay tuned!

Texas Indie Authors – November Newsletter Info

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Have we got a great November newsletter for you! Here’s some of the article we’re cookin’ up just fer ya:

  • “Ask the Accountant” column: How to create a Profit and Loss statement for your book
  • Wake Up and Smell the Hashtags: Twitter Tips and Tricks
  • My interview with Visions author Zach Turner about his social media experiences as an indie writer
  • Other interviews with independent authors about their social media experiences

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My Son’s Halloween Outfit

On the Road Again ...My son is seven years old and autistic. Halloween is a difficult time for him; he cannot tolerate wearing masks or most hats, so most outfits are not on my list.

I am considering all this yesterday afternoon at a temporary Halloween shop in a half-vacant outdoor mall near my home. The outfits are way too expensive for their quality. Most of the patrons are last-minute shoppers like me, tired and dazed. There are a few parents here; one father is trying to convince his kid that the cheaper pirate outfit is better than the expensive zombie mask.

I am really dissatisfied with the choices until I find a light blue doctor’s uniform at a reasonable price. However, there are issues with the outfit – the material’s too thin, the propylene has a smell, he might rip it while he’s playing outside …

But I realize that my reasons against the outfit are just excuses; I don’t want to buy it because this outfit will always be a costume for my son and never a reality.

I gently place the outfit back on the rack and stand silently. A wave of sadness envelopes me. Children’s Halloween outfits are sometimes a physical manifestation of a parent’s hopes and dreams; a girl becomes a ballerina for Halloween in the hopes that one day, with the support of her parents, her wish comes true.

Allowing my son to wear a doctor’s outfit is only a costume, not a future wish. I am a realist; I do not see my son’s current progress leading to medical school.

If you know me, you know that when I get sad, it lasts for about five minutes. The little hamster in my head stops crying and slowly gets back on her treadmill. I looked around and thought what he could be; my hamster began to sprint. I purchased suspenders at the store, drove across the mall to a toy shop for plastic toy keys, and walked to the office supply store and purchased a plastic name tag holder, key rings and key tags.

I got home and created from my computer a drawing of a truck with the name of our family’s imaginary company. My son will wear the name tag along with  suspenders, a red flannel shirt, denim jeans, and a Shiner Beer hat my husband has had since the seventies.

When I dressed my son this morning and saw him transform from little boy to “Delivery Manager, Baker Beverage Company”, the bit of melancholy I had from yesterday was gone, replaced with happiness. This Halloween, my son is the driver of our beverage company. Next year he will be the assembly line mechanic for “Baker’s Dozen Cupcake Factory”; the next year, he will be a veterinary assistant for “Baker Veterinary Hospital”.

I’m not giving up on my son becoming the best person he can be; maybe he will become a doctor, lawyer, or accountant. But this year’s costume feels more concrete, more accessible. Besides, there are plenty of pretend doctors and vampires out there; how many beverage drivers will you see on the playgrounds today?